The Top 50 things that suck

I just had to call my sister and asked to borrow money to make some ends meet. Boy, did that suck. So, that got me thinking about other things (besides being broke) that suck. Oh, death and disease won't be on here either. Those are serious sucks we can all agree on.

In no particular order:

50. Office toilet paper.
49. Sunday night television. (There's never anything good on after 10pm.)
48. Huge zits. (I'm growing a beard to cover one right now.)
47. Itchy beards.
46. Dressed like a dope when you meet a hot girl.
45. Doing the laundry.
44. Texas Rangers
43. Detroit Lions
42. Heartburn
41. Rolling Stone magazine (Remember when it used to be cool?)
40. Alarm clocks
39. Bill O'Reilly
38. Roommates (Well, at least mine do.)
37. Robert Plant (C'mon dude, nobody wants to see Zeppelin tour without you!)
36. Playing Monopoly by yourself. (Just pathetic)
35. Asparagus
34. My incontinent dog peeing on my bed. (Brutal)
33. Strawberries (not the fruit)
32. February (Lamest month of the year)
31. "Chinese Democracy" by Guns n' Roses ( I haven't heard it yet, but you know it'll suck.)
30. Post-Packers Brett Favre.
29. Manowar (Youtube their video "Die for Metal")
28. Pepsi
27. Lungbutter
26. That there was only one season of "Freaks and Geeks".
25. Half-asleep Half-awake dreams. (Man, those things freak me out.)
24. Coors Light commercials.
23. The taste of Coors Light.
22. The Jonas Brothers (Dudes, you do NOT rock.)
21. Dane Cook (Hell, I could probably make a Top 50 list of reasons why he sucks.)
20. Bear Grylls (Survivorman owns you.)
19. Tony Kornheiser ( He has as much business being on MNF as I do.)
18. Those "Not Another..." movies.
17. Ed Hardy t-shirts
16. Crappy songs stuck in your head.
15. Two and A Half Men
14. Deodorant stains
13. Hiccups
12. Sharts
11. Whiny voices
10. Atlantic City (Don't be an idiot, just go to Vegas.)
9. Hangnails
8. Jam Bands (And people say metal all sounds the same.)
7. Disc Golf (Don't be an idiot, play real golf!)
6. The sound of flip-flops
5. Getting old
4. The size of my gut.
3. A Limp Bizkit reunion.
2. A Creed reunion.
1. The Dallas Cowboys

- Bleathal